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Tiger Woods Pulls Out of The U.S. Open Tuesday!

It might be over for Tiger soon! Tiger Woods pulled out of the U.S. Open on Tuesday because of nagging issues with his left leg, leaving him uncertain how soon he can resume his pursuit of Jack Nicklaus’ record for major titles. It will be the first time Woods has missed the U.S. Open since 1994, when he had just …

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Floyd Mayweather Announced His Next Fight Via Twitter!

After a year off, due to legal trouble, Floyd Mayweather is headed back to the ring to fight current title holder Victor Ortiz on September 17 for the WBC championship. “My fans have been waiting long enough,” Mayweather, 34, announced via Twitter on Tuesday. “Floyd Mayweather vs Victor Ortiz. Sept-17 2011 for the WBC World Championship.” No location for the fight …

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Ja Rule Will Report to Start Two Year Prison Sentence TODAY!

Ja Rule has made his last media round before beginning his two-year prison sentence, which is due to begin today in New York. “My last day out,” he tweeted Tuesday afternoon, adding that he was spending it at the movies with his family. Ja Rule, 35, pleaded guilty in December to attempted criminal possession of a weapon, resolving a nearly …

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Former Major League Baseball Player Trys To Break Out of Rehab!

Former Major League Baseball player Dwight “Doc” Gooden is among the new class of stars hoping to get clean once and for all on VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab,” which chronicles their treatment at Dr. Drew Pinsky’s Pasadena Recovery Center. The network officially announced today that the ex-New York Mets and Yankees pitcher, who has battled addictions to alcohol and cocaine, is …

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John Edwards Indicted For Felony Federal Election Fraud!

Following in the footsteps of other failed presidential candidates whose lives have crumbled after failing to win the White House, John Edwards becomes the latest failed candidate to have his life fall into a freefall. In the shadow of a scandal where Edwards was reported to have spent over $925,000 in campaign funds to hide a mistress and a love …

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Patti LaBelle Sued For Ordering Her Bodyguards To Jump Someone!

Well now this is real interesting and a tad bizarre. R&B legend Patti LaBelle, 67, is being sued by a West Point cadet for ordering his beating by her bodyguards. The incident took place at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Texas on March 11. According to the Houston Chronicle, Richard King, 23, was talking on his cell phone while approaching …

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Psychology Today Contributor FIRED!

Satoshi Kanazawa Finally, a publication has taken responsibility for its actions…after a nudge from readers! Normally, people talk a good game about weighing in on an issue, protesting, revolting, but this time the people really took it to the online streets and stood up against for an instrumental cause … BLACK WOMEN!! Psychology Today admitted being in error for putting up the article …

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The End Is Near For Bishop Eddie Long–People Think His Freaky Ways Got The Best Of Him Due To His Paying $15 Million!

Bishop Eddie Long may have just wrought the end to his Atlanta mega-congregation, the New Birth Missionary Baptist Church. A source within New Birth says that the consequences of the Long sex scandal have amounted to a veritable “three strikes” against him. Strike One — Church elders are abandoning Long– The resignation yesterday of Reverend Bernice King — Martin Luther …

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Elmer ‘Geronimo’ Pratt Dies at 63, Former Black Panther Leader!

Elmer “Geronimo” Pratt, a former Black Panther Party leader who spent 27 years in prison on a murder conviction that was later overturned, has died. He was 63. Pratt died at his home in a small village in Tanzania, where he had lived for at least half a decade, lawyer Stuart Hanlon, who assisted Johnny Cochran in helping Pratt win …

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