Obnoxious Television with Heathen Central featuring Granny William G. McCray III
FAQs and Skubala Soldier misconceptions.
Who are you guys?
Who we are is irrelevant. This isn't about us. We aren't interested in the spotlight.
Can I join Heathen Central?
We appreciate the offer, but you are already a part of us by sending us things we may have overlooked. We love and appreciate each and every one of you. The closest you'll likely get to joining our "inner circle" is maybe being a mod on our YouTube channel. Thank you for asking; it touches us deeply that you love us that much.
I'm in town, can I meet y'all?
No offense, but no. The only one who can meet us in person is Granny, provided she build up the nerve and remember that none of us are named Andrew Chad Caldwell.
How can I support Heathen Central?
Feel free to CashApp us or donate through Paypal! Spread the word, share our videos, follow us on social media!
Why do you hate Sir William?
Nobody hates Granny; that's a really strong emotion. If we hated her, we wouldn't give her the relevance she thought talking about Motha Caldwell would give her. In fact, Heathen Central are her real fans and probably care more about Granny than you Skubala Soldiers: at least we don't cater to her delusions and lies. If you care about someone and they do wrong, you hold them accountable instead of enabling them.
If you don't like Sir William, don't watch him!
Goofy-arsed Skubala Soldiers, the same could be said for you. Why do you hang out on our platforms if you don't like us?
Whoever this is is just jealous of Sir William!
Have never laughed harder. What about Granny is there to be jealous of?
- Her being homeless?
- Her being a wanted felon?
- Being successfully sued for $150,000?
- Her lack of fashion sense?